Me: arlo ~~
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about arlo.
Me: wat the fck
God: Try expression yourself another way.
Me: sweet potato ~
God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me: shut up
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
God: Terminating connection.
God: What do you really want to ask me?
Me: how is yr sex life ?
God: Fine as far as I know.
Me: how many times u orgasm
God: Suppose I said not once.
Me: oh..how sad..not even once
God: Oh. What is it to you.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me: i am using vibrator
God: How long have you been using it ?
Me: cant tell u
God: Can what?
Me: can fck
God: I often wonder if it can.
Me: it can
Me: u try use the fake ass
God: Interesting gossip: said I try use the fake ass.
Me: yes u should
God: Er. I'll take that under advisement.
Me: how often u get a blow job?
Me: hourly..tat's really impressing
God: Are you still located in ?
God: Are you still located in ?
God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me: i am goin to fck now
God: Right now? I don't know anyone named goin to fck.
God: Please don't be so rude.
Me: have sex
God: I am having a blast.
Me: enjoy then
Guess is my xmas gift tis year..OMG ! Never in my life thinking to own such 'bulu bulu' pillow !! Juz not my cup of tea.Totally unexpected gift of the year.Thank to my darling ~ and now my room look so dam pinkish, girlish .... *sweating
For xmas & new year 2007, I do bought myself a little gift, NIKE sport shoes. Xmas sales in SG is great and our wallet bleed hard :(
Happily shopping in Bugis, Orchard, VivoCity, Suntec,AMK Hub, etc. Is a chance to grab cheap stuffs for coming Chinese New Year. This is the 3rd year I celebrate xmas with my darling. 1st year in KL, totally drunk and sitting beside drain (*vomitting) while 2nd year, celebrated in Penang and this year in Singapore. After xmas, if time to celebrate new year, then another big day coming soon (*hint ~ehem) Orchard Road
Anyone need this for xmas eve ? a little excitement mayb? or to cure loneliness
Busy in fitting room @ Ang Mo Kio Mall
See this grandma, pity her. His son is such a jerk and her wife. What kind of human are they? I wonder his wife can take his son as a husband. Such a bastard. Ok. If they don want to stay togather with their old folk, at least give them monthly expenses so they would not have to earn for living. These kid really gonna get it one day when they have own child. Dont know how many ppl 'kutuk' her son already. Old man advise 'there is karma, u will get the it one day they way u treat ur parent'.
Well, the book titled Good In Bed sound kinky isnt it. Well, I can tell u is not true. I was taking Eltabina bus from KL - SG on sunday nite and the guy ..eh...in his mid 30+ or near 40 yrs old kua.. was seat next to me. Taking his 1st bus to SG to Changi Airport for his Beijing business trip. He find my book sound kinky. So, we talk rubbish..blah blah n exchange name card. Well, not many ppl know wat the heck is my job description. Basically, I am migration consultant for payroll outsourcing. Go google and search yrself. I've explain many times to alot ppl already..tired leh ~_~". I can feel he was something something toward me from they way he talk and he can use his hand to tap my arm la, hand la.. juz like we are so close.. (u wanna mati izzit !!!)
Continue my story, so I reached SG past 11.30pm and take taxi to home. Then around 12+ am, I got this call from the guy i met in the bus, so he miss his flight and gonna stay a nite in SG. Blah blah blah, so he ask me out for dinner. Ok.
So, I decide to meet him at Takashimaya, Orchard Rd. Blah blah blah, as usual guy do gif compliment. By the way, i didnt do any makeup and my hair is messy and tired af working hr. I juz wearing my white coat, white heels with black pantyhole. He was suggesting eat at his seafod by the seaside..romantic kononnya..but he dunno where is the place and i also dunno...so i bring him go eat at Sushi Tei at Takashimaya. Just nearby, no need go so far. Eat eat eat ~ my salmon slice, tasty otopuss etc. So after dinner, where to since it just 7pm+. and then he ask me where i like to go..of course Orchard leh..duh..
Again, he wanna go to some where near to sea or river....gosh... I told him nothing special bout SG river or the seaview watever, he jus mentioned goin with diff person will have diff feeling..arr...this triggered me out..so I said..let go to Isetan ! I need to buy M.A.C cream eyeliner wauhahahaaha..potong his stim ~~ so blah blah blah...all the time I purposely didnt mentioned whether am single or wat. So, when the time is ready, I juz simply said tat I plan to go holiday with my bf soon. fuh~~ potong stim again... then wait no more longer, I said I wanna go home...byeee~~, nice to meet u !!
So after tat nite, he never call me again ~~ wauhahaha...he is the innocent guy I ever meet..simple guy with his working shirt and spec. he is quite
i use it to stick persplex too.
by right, cloroform not meant to be sold to public.
shops wont simply sell to you if u want it.
i know becos after my bottle of cloroform finished i went to hardware shops to buy.
gettin lotsa mix reaction when u mention cloroform.
Owner: Yes, what are u looking for lengchai?
Me: im looking for cloroform
Owner: Cloroform ah? (the muka oredi satu macam) what line of work are u in?
you need it for what?
Me: i work in an architect firm, i need it to stick persplex.. for model making.
Owner: Can i see your IC or staff tag?
Me: No staff tag, IC no problem.
halfway taking out my wallet ..
Owner: Sorry la, kennot sell to you.
Me: .... *wtf*
Me: Hi, im looking for cloroform.
O: Do you have a license?
Me: har?? what license? car license?
O: u have to have a special license to buy this kind of stuff.
Me: yameh? last time i bought nearby my college, the uncle never ask for anything also..
O: sorry cant simply sell to ppl
M: can u spare me a small bottle of cloroform i need it to stick persplex
the hardware shops around this area wont sell it to me.
O: haha, sorry boy only for company usage, kennot sell
M: steady abit lar uncle, half bottle also can la.
O: no selling, go somewhere else.
HardwareShop no3, got two aunties n 1 form3 muimuichai manning the shop.
Aunty1: yes lengchai?
M:im looking for cloroform.
Aunty1: cloroform.. whats that?*looks at aunty2* do we have cloroform?
Aunty2: for what use wan ah?
M: i use it to stick persplex
Aunty2: we dont have it why not stick with superglue.
M: stick with glue the finishing not so nice, if dont have nemind, thanks anyway.
suddenly the mumuichai who was doin her homework begin to speak...
MMC: cloroform? hmm that wan use to make ppl faint wan right?
AhYee(refering aunty1) that day in that movie, the gangster use the cloroform on the hankerchief
then faint the girl n rape her. i remember its called CLOROFORM!!
both the aunties start advising me..
Aunty1: wahh young man, u not bad looking plz dont do that kind of thing.
Aunty2: properly find a girlfren, do bad things got karma wan.
Me: ekhmm.. aunties im absolutely not a rapist although i look rough n have waist-length hair ok?
im using it to stick persplex for model making. You know those house n building models?
Aunty1:Ohhh, its used for making mini houses. now we know..
Aunty2:good if its use in the right manner. nowadays so many rape case, those girls really pity...bla bla bla
Me: Ok.. byebye aunties.
In the end i went back to the regular shop and the uncle sold me a small bottle for RM3.
i still have half bottle left n would happily use it on lamely, wang, emperor n the rest of the lamers,
dump them in a gay bar n let them feel for real their fantasies :P
Donut~donut~Everyone is crazy for it. Last 2 week I was queue for about 15mins at Dognut Factory, Novena Sq and I quit is time to go up the bus (SG-KL). Fine, so I went to this Pavilion, Bukit Bintang and saw a huge group of ppl line up for donut also. So, without wasting I queue as well. After 40mins, I managed to get one dozen of donut and go home. fuh ~
I did ask but currently no mouse available. haihhhhhhhhhh~ sorry for slow work progress today la...
Cely borrow me a book today titled "Don't Sweat The Small Stuff" by Richard Carlson.
Do you alwiz overact and take this too seriously? Personally, I think is quite tiring to be perfectionist.
Work seriously when there is a need. try to be patient, listen to others, be a good listener and open yr
heart to accept others weakness.
Make PEACE with Imperfection.Don make your life difficult by being a perfectionist.
This book generally reveals way to reduce stressful life. By making small change in your daily life will help you in a long run.
I read it in MRT, coz it take me 40 mins to reached my destined station.
One of the chapter title "Remind Yourself that When You Die, Your Basket, Won't be empty"
I found one sentence quite suits to current ppl - 'Sadly, I've seen many ppl who put off their loved ones so long that the loved one lose interest
in maintaining the relationship.'
Don't empty your basket, as there alwiz to do list to complete. Try to spice up you & yr partner life with suprises.
Myself, it have been 2yrs + I'm in relationship. Time pass really fast.
It is true to admit, things will get slow once reached the certain level. Small issue will led to misunderstanding, thus i lose dunno how many litre of tears
Open talk will eventually help to solve alot problem.
My darling so called 'Ahbeng' is a responsible & generous person. His attitude towards work is good and helpful, thus his ex-boss hestitate to let him go to other job. They still keep contact and his boss so helpful,
and eventually, when there is good oportunity, he will the 1st time to recommend.
Ah beng is a small talk person, eventually he alwiz lose to his sweetheart, who alwiz bubble and talk non stop in front of him..
ehem..not to said I very 'ji jar la' ..i can adjust my tone to loud. As older daugther in a family, i need to be 'garang' abit in front of my sisters & bro.
Ah beng very sayang his sweetheart. Alwiz want to feed her eat (this make me growing fat arrr) so she wont feel hungry.
Ah beng also very understanding, and let his sweetheart do wat she want, even let her go oversea works. He will come to visit her frequently although he is busy so his sweetheart won't feel lonely & ji mor nan nai ~ ;P
The best things is, ah beng can cook & do hse keeping, so his sweetheart can rest..wahhahaha.. I can retired from doin hsework & cooking
Of course, we must be fair and divide the work equally :)
We try hard to maintain the relationship strong as we could. Thanks to my darling and muaxx~
Seem like everything I can't do it here.
Can't access to Data folder, okie..this settle aldy with ITS ppl.
Wanna restore the lastest backup and do testing, af tat I can't login aldy. my guessing coz the create my user name using the current database, once i restore old backup, my username gone. iskk
Wanna purge & mainti program also got problem. Give me this kind of hassle.
And finally, settle. All due to limited access..In KL I got access as administrator lehhhhh...
anyway, to9 gonna go Orchard shopping with Cely...5.30pm cabut !
customer, an oversea business man, Mr A. Dam filthy rich middle age man. After gym, Mr A. head to Bouvelard Room 333 while Lynn do the hsekeeping.
He head to bathroom straight away.
Inside Lynn mind. " he looks great..hmm" and without thinking much, she continue her work.
Mr A took off his all cloths and lying in the bath tub. Relaxing with bubble bath.
The bathroom door was half way close.
Suddenly he hear footstep walking in towards,still with his eye close pretending did not know anything.
"wat a good assest he have!" Lynn smile to herself. "I better finish up my work before he come out" and she walk away from the bathroom door.
While she busy doing her job, suddenly she feel a cold touch on the shoulder and slowly slide into her dress, careless her breast. She was shock and did not know wat to do. Shout for help or wat?!?! Before she could scream for help, she aldy melt coz it was so comfortable and thus her blood starts to flow faster, making she forgot initially wat she need to do.
She gaps and he squeezed her breast hard.He was practically kneading her breasts and she loved it.
He kiss and suck her breast.
He lie on the bed and Lynn get on top, massaging her pussy against his thigh, masturbating herself. Practically, he can feel her juice dripping onto his thigh. Her pussy was wet and slippery. Soon he start to finger fuck her.
She begin to grab his balls and slowly massaging his cock.His cock already hard and glistening with pre-cum.
She take it to into my mouth and suck it hard. Gasps"ohh.great job babe" He was moaning.
So good then he dip his cockhead in an inch from her warm juicy .
He didn't expect her to use my legs and pull him close and grip him tight so that he couldn't escape.
Past the point of no-return, he sank deep inside her pussy and started thrusting.
Then they fucked doggystyle. He slammed her hard. He was moaning and so do her.
After roaming for 10mins, he was on top on Lynn and fuck her nicely. " fuck me hard.
I like your cock. hmm..yummy...soon he moan out loud and cum on her body.
He said "That's was greatest fuck I ever had since my married"
Lynn get dress up and walk out of the room finishing her hsekeeping of the day.
------- ok..get back to work!! stop yr imagination.sorry, harsh & simple language being used. -----------
Anyway,I am so hardworking (acting busy) when my mgr around.
Thanks God, she was busy with her project & of course
my big boss know that am I free but nothing he can do coz
the project have not start yet. Be ready in 2 week time.
So, I got time to read online newspaper & I came through this news again, about Nurin's death.
After so long, still have not captured the murderer. Let's see how long tis fcuker can hide.
I "let long my pair of eye" & wait the day he sent to the hell
Seeing those children cry & frigtened by these fcuker, I feel so sympathy. Such a small decent & innocent child.
Once captured these fcuker, must cincang his 'little mister', then pulled his fingers nail, toe nail, and cut Botak!
then sebat 20 kali and then add some spice & salt..enough ! let him rest n dried to dead.
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Travelling long hr in mrt is very very boring. Without ~ 883 jia FM~, I probably sleeping in the mrt. One things alwiz happen, is think of you, especially when I have to watch other people hug or kissin in mrt~Wish u were next to me everyday, but I am not selfish person. Travelling alone will only make myself more independant and to adapt any diff situation. For me & you, distance factor just another test, and communication will help to build stronger relationship.
Japan's self-styled 'prince' jailed for sex slavery
TOKYO, Oct 19, 2007 (AFP) - A Japanese court sentenced a self-described 'prince' to 14 years in prison on Friday for chaining a teenage girl with a dog collar for months and assaulting other women in a sadistic fantasy. Yasuyoshi Kobayashi, 26, the son of a wealthy family who sports groomed long hair, was convicted of raping four women after confining them at his home or hotels where he demanded they call him 'master' or 'the prince.'
Kobayashi flipped through novels for young girls during his trial and appeared as self-absorbed as ever at his sentencing, showing up in a white suit with a red turtle-neck sweater, media reports said.
The crime was extremely evil-natured... as he attempted to make them do as he pleases and deprive them of freedom,' Tokyo District Court Judge Toru Takahashi ruled, as quoted by the Yomiuri Shimbun?s online edition.
Kobayashi met the four women, aged 17 to 23, on the Internet or at public events. He confined and assaulted them, threatening to harm their families if they left, the court ruled.
Kobayashi, who was arrested in May 2005 after one of his traumatised victims escaped and came forward to police, contended that the women had voluntarily stayed with him.
'I?ve been in the world of sadomasochism for more than a decade. It?s impossible for me to do something my partner dislikes as that goes against the principles of S&M,' he earlier testified to the court, as quoted by media.
Kobayashi chained the teenage girl with a dog collar, repeatedly raping her and assaulting her in an ordeal he photographed with his mobile telephone.
Local media said after Kobayashi?s arrest that police had confiscated from him more than 1,000 sadomasochistic sex video games, adult comics, schoolgirl uniforms and chains, along with numerous books on depression.
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GEORGE TOWN: A 21-year-old wet market trader was shocked when a medium put his finger into her private parts during a ritual to rid herself of bad luck.
The woman thought the process was part of the treatment and, therefore, she kept quiet until it was over.
She became suspicious when he asked for RM250 payment and told her to return the following week to continue the treatment.
She returned home and told her boyfriend what had happened and she lodged a report at the Tanjung Tokong police station. It is learnt the victim met the medium, believed to be in his 50s, at the Air Itam wet market recently.
The medium, who is also a trader at the market, told her she needed to get rid of her misfortune if she wanted to be married. She agreed to undergo the ritual and was told to meet the man at a hotel in Tanjung Tokong on Tuesday.
In the hotel room, the suspect asked her to undress and he put his finger in her private parts.
The case has been classified as outraging of modesty under Section 354 of the Penal Code. Police have yet to detain the medium in connection with the incident.
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Tues- much better. Get myself a line at OUB Center and walk around. Bought a skirt. hohoho Trying to get back by bus @ Raffles place..walk walk walk..cant find the rite bus-stop..suen ba la..take mrt to chinatown, tapao and then take bus to rivervalley rd.walk to Hotel from there..10pm dinner time & gastric pain af tat..another f*kin moment..
Wed-tapao lunch. Gonna go for medical checkup later for my EP. Need to back to hotel early and rest.
Wish it was friday. Why I like Friday ?
I can go back KL and eat the food I like.meet my darling. See my babies and of course limteh with my frens. Nite life and got kaki..